Still writing the book, but watch this space. As of 2026/08/13 I'm around a third of the way through... well, it doesn't feel right calling it a first draft. This isn't being done even remotely professionally, there is no staged process here. I'm writing it as quickly and as well as I can and then I'm editing it until I'm happy with it. I've only ever written shortform before and I'm not used to doing this, so I don't have a strict timescale, but I hope to finish it sometime next year. So yeah, watch this space.